hobbies include: laughing at my own jokes before anyone else does
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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

4nimalparty:

Tateyama Kurobe Landscape - 27 (by Kabacchi)

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

fruitcrocs:

if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

indiesrock